Chuck Norris vs. the Dos Aquis Guy

Two adroit men stand across from each other in gigantic pasture. Both knowing that it is not feasible an amicable feeling could grow between them. Each man having an anti-benevolent respect towards their opponent. This battle, Chuck Norris versus the Dos Aquis Guy will be the most epic duel of all time of humanity's history, their audience is even in jeopardy of getting caught in the crossfire. Although there is no averse among the audience, everyone is on the edge of their seats waiting to see which man will arise to be victor and be the subject of extol for ages. It almost seems maddening that there can be a victor between these two legendary figures whose reputation has been being impervious to pain and fault, it can be compared to an unmovable object being hit by an unstoppable force. Suddenly, Chuck's face turns to a grimace as he scrutinizes the power before him. The Dos Aquis Guy suspects this as duplicity and launches his body at full force towards Chuck Norris and when both fists of each men touch, an explosion equivalent to Hiroshima's holocaust is created and once the smoke cleared a new figure appeared between the two startled men. The new figure was a man who was clenching the two legends' fists and his name was revealed to be Eli Manning. Eli was always known as being a buzz-kill.